Thursday, August 08, 2002
Zipern: Zipern.com is back. It's taking a long time to get back up to speed though. Any witty contributions?
SniffyX: The Snoop Dogg joke?
Zipern: What was it again?
SniffyX: What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his laundry?
Zipern: what?
SniffyX: Blee-ach.
SniffyX: How quickly they forget.
Zipern: Boo Ya!
SniffyX: Rim shot!
SniffyX: Here's another one.
SniffyX: What does the stripper do with her asshole before she goes onstage?
Zipern: Hit me.
SniffyX: Drop him off at band practice.
Zipern: ba da bing!
Zipern: What do you call that guy who hangs out with the band?
SniffyX: Jackie Mason here.
SniffyX: What?
Zipern: the drummer.
SniffyX: Heh. I'm sure you've heard the classic "what's the hardest thing about fucking an 8 year-old?"
Zipern: what?
SniffyX: Getting the blood off your clown suit.
Zipern: God, that's a great joke.
SniffyX: I used to yell it out at parties. Made me the popular person I am today.
posted at 5:43 PM