Wednesday, August 14, 2002
RebeccaNYT: "I could dance all night," Mindy said. "I wish Jimmy liked to dance more. But I don't care if I'm out on the floor all by myself. This is my day!"Zipern: Dr. Lingren then retired to the bar, where he proceeded to drink heavily.
RebeccaNYT: ha
Zipern: I can read this article over and over again!
Zipern: "I'm pretty sure I've set my all-time single-day record for awkward conversations,"
RebeccaNYT: it is just so good. it makes me so annoyed that we are all reading and laughing and communally protecting our wedding-obsessed friends from it
RebeccaNYT: unless you were so brave?
Zipern: I know. I've had to be very careful who I send it to.
RebeccaNYT: BUT THOSE ARE THE PPLE WHO NEED TO SEE IT THE MOST. THE ONION SPEAKS FOR ME
Zipern: That's what I told Kate.
Zipern: The rules of social conduct obligate guests to endure the entire experience with a surface patina of strained gaiety, a mask of merrymaking and good cheer that becomes progressively more difficult to maintain as the event drags on."
RebeccaNYT: so true
posted at 3:56 PM